your dick is shorter than an episode of hetalia
I WANT TO DO A COuple cosplay rly bad and kiss and stuff i wanna feel the otp within me
i want a gay best friend. by gay i mean lesbian. by best friend i mean girlfriend. i want a girlfriend
i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus
Japanese: hai, aisenai - yes, not love
Finnish: hai, ai se nai - shark, oh it’s fucking
japanese vs polish
Japanese: daisuki - I really like you
Polish: daj suki (you say it the same way) - give me a bitch
japanese vs swedish
Japanese: kissa – drinking tea
Swedish: kissa – peeing
I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
So i got this book as a gift that had help on drawing clothes and such
and i started going through it looking at the pictures
and i found this
and i thought wow that one guy looks a lot like Canada
THAT’S FUCKING HETALIA FANART
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
WHOEVER WROTE/ILLUSTRATED THIS BOOK HAS BEEN WAITING TEN MILLION YEARS FOR SOMEONE TO FUCKING REALIZE THIS
you know what I want to exist more than anything? i want there to be a little fan comic where something happens to romano, spain troubles, mafia’s a bitch, maybe he’s just sad, and he comes to Italy’s house crying, so he knocks on the door and when he answers he asks
"will you make me some pasta?"
and Italy just nods and says “of course”, because I think that’s how they work.
I don’t think Florida’s even a real place anymore.